Every week, our Senior Decider votes in the Associated Press Top 25 poll, which of course makes all other opinions both superfluous and valueless (hey, dont say you never get your moneys worth here).
So here, after Week Two, is the world of college football, whether you like it or not. And if you dont, theres a new one next week you might like better.
RELATED: Ratto's Week One rankings
1 Alabama No news is no news. Still the best team, although Western Kentucky isn't exactly a barometer. 2 Southern California Syracuse was a tougher out than people thought. 3 Florida State Not a good team after a rain delay. Fortunately had a 55-point lead on Savannah State at the time. 4 Oregon Second week in a row with a big lead that shrinks when the dogs are kenneled. 5 LSU Looked better against a better team. 6 Georgia Blooded Missouri but good. 7 Michigan State Central Michigan is often a tougher out than this. 8 Oklahoma Beating Florida A&M isn't the same as deserving to move up. 9 Ohio State Central Florida could end up being pretty good, thereby making this a tidy win 10 Texas New Mexico couldn't have needed the money this badly. 11 South Carolina Stuffed East Carolina, which is as it should be. 12 UCLA Beating Rice? Meh. Beating Nebraska? Not meh at all. 13 Clemson Auburn may not be as big a win as it seems, but Ball State is exactly as big as it seems. 14 Notre Dame Nobody will be happy with their beating Purdue by three, but any non-loss should make them happy. 15 Florida Texas A&M's first SEC backhand was not a decisive one. 16 Virginia Tech Only moved because Nos. 10, 11, 16, 17 and 18 disappeared. 17 Kansas State Beat Miami of Florida. We need to say "Of Florida" because the days of "The U" are over. 18 TCU Opened with a big win against archrival Grambling. God, when does October get here? 19 West Virginia Didn't play at all and gained five spots, proving the value of doing nothing. 20 Louisville Missouri State is no Kentucky. 21 Stanford Duke is no San Jose State. 22 Mississippi State Methinks Auburn is going to have a down year. 23 Iowa State Beat Tulsa and Iowa, which means zero wins against cupcake schools. 24 Ohio Beat Penn State and New Mexico State, which is the same thing. 25 Michigan Sitting proudly but tenuously between Alabama and Air Force.