Degrading Canseco-Dykstra bout is on

Degrading Canseco-Dykstra bout is on
November 2, 2011, 6:09 pm
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I would like to announce my engagement to Kim Kardashian, because I know that it will be only the second least degrading thing thats happened this week.Here is the first, from The Score:(This is) your chance to mock and belittle baseball greats Jose Canseco and Lenny Dykstra fallen heroes to man and child alike as they grope around a boxing ring futilely trying to scrape together enough post-garnishment income to make alimony payments in a Celebrity Fight Night battle royale.The fights promoter Alki David, balancing his keen eye for spectacle and his Celebrity Fight Nights competitive integrity, allowed a last-minute change to the card so Dykstra and Canseco can settle their long-held blood feud once and for all. Dykstra . . . threw some white-hot hype on this already steaming cauldron of controversy by saying, Canseco ruined my career by spreading lies. I called Tareq (Tareq Salahi, the White House Party Crasher previously scheduled to battle Canseco) and begged him to let me take his place in the upcoming fight against Canseco.See? I told you. Every other bit of degrading news this week is now fighting for the silver medal.Ray Ratto is a columnist for CSNBayArea.com