Sept. 6, 2011
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This isnt going to end up with the punch line being Andrew Luck. It just isnt, so dont get your hopes up. Or down, as the case might be.
Neither the 49ers nor Raiders have either the gumption, the brass, the contempt for their audiences, the resources or the good fortune required to throw enough games to win the first pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.
And thats assuming they would even try. I mean, Andrew Luck might be the new Peyton Manning, or Dan Marino, or . . . oh, fill in your favorite, you know where were heading here . . . but to get there, you have to be so bad, or hope the team that does get his rights is so stupid, that it can be done without going fingers-up to an entire season.
In short, too many games, too many ways to screw it up with success without quite having enough ways to make success mean something. To wit:
SEATTLE at 49ERS
RAIDERS at DENVER (Monday Night)
Tarvaris Jackson comes to a place hes never won, a fact which many 49ers have in common with him. Seahawks arent very good on the road, or in general. WIN.
Based on the preseason, Denver looks like a good pull here, though undoing the rash Josh McDaniels Era will take some time. LOSE
(49ers 1-0, Raiders 0-1)
RAIDERS at BUFFALO
DALLAS at 49ERS
Buffalo is really under-good, but at home . . . oh, they could play in Chan Gailey living room and not get this one. WIN.
If Dallas is to be taken seriously, it has to win here. Has to, I tell you. Of course, thats Dallas problem. LOSE
(Raiders 1-1, 49ers 1-1)
49ERS at CINCINNATI
NEW YORK JETS at RAIDERS
The Bengals may actually be worse than Buffalo, but home field does help some. Probably not enough, though. WIN
Rex Ryan cannot let his team give up a single winnable game, even if it is three time zones away. Talent imbalance matters. LOSE.
(49ers 2-1, Raiders 1-2)
49ERS at PHILADELPHIA
NEW ENGLAND at RAIDERS
An excellent chance for two hunch routs. Not upset routs. Straight routs. If you need to know why, you dont watch enough football to have gotten this far into the story. LOSE AND LOSE
(49ers 2-2; Raiders 1-3)
TAMPA BAY at 49ERS
RAIDERS at HOUSTON
Weve seen Houston already, and have every reason to believe in the Texans full wingspan and plumage. LOSE
Tampa, on the other hand, doesnt inspire quite as much this far west, especially looking ahead to New Orleans. WIN
(49ers 3-2, Raiders 1-4)
49ERS at DETROIT
CLEVELAND at RAIDERS
Hard to see Team Harbaugh nailing this down, as Lions are better and at home. LOSE
Browns are supposed to be better, but well believe that when it is rammed into our red-rimmed eyes. WIN
(49ers 3-3, Raiders 2-4)
KANSAS CITY at OAKLAND
This looks like a game in which the Raiders can eliminate themselves from the Luck-Fest. Chiefs are better, but not better enough. WIN
49ers have a bye, a week they struggled with under Mike Singletary a year ago.
(49ers 3-3, Raiders 3-4)
CLEVELAND at 49ERS
Dont have a great reason why just a hunch. Fans will start demanding Scott Tolzein, though, and that should be enough of a hint. LOSE
Raiders load up on Denver packages during bye week.
(Raiders 3-4, 49ers 3-4)
49ERS at WASHINGTON
DENVER at RAIDERS
This one hinges on just how bad you think the Redskins are. As for 49ers, youre already getting a sense of that. LOSE
Raiders are back at sea level. First chance to see how well Hue Jackson absorbs and reacts. WIN
(Raiders 4-4, 49ers 3-5)
RAIDERS at SAN DIEGO (Thursday)
NEW YORK GIANTS at 49ERS
Not a big believer in Raiders on the road after a short week against the divisions best team. LOSE
Not a big believer in 49ers at home against a superior team at any time. LOSE
(Raiders 4-5, 49ers 3-6)
RAIDERS at MINNESOTA
ARIZONA at 49ERS
Minnesota is one of those wild card teams who could be really good or really bad, but Vikings will be motivated to get to Los Angeles first. LOSE
Arizona isnt; mostly bad. WIN
(Raiders 4-6, 49ers 4-6)
49ERS at BALTIMORE (Thursday)
CHICAGO at RAIDERS
The superior team theory, twice. We like chalk here. LOSE, WITH TRYPTOPHAN; LOSE.
(Raiders 4-7, 49ers 4-7)
RAIDERS at MIAMI
SAINT LOUIS at 49ERS
Dolphins are very definitely in Luck sweepstakes (sorry, Andy), and will prove it here. WIN
Rams are best team in the division. A chicken with a piano is the best musician in a coop full of them. WIN
(Raiders 5-7, 49ers 5-7)
RAIDERS at GREEN BAY
49ERS at ARIZONA
Green Bay is really good. LOSE.
Arizona isnt, but this is the NFC West, so that is a redundancy. LOSE
(Raiders 5-8, 49ers 5-8)
DETROIT at RAIDERS
PITTSBURGH at 49ERS (Monday)
Lions on the road arent as good, and the playoffs have already eluded both teams. LOSE
Steelers have much to play for, but 49ers are still in rancid division race. Steelers will stop running game, and thatll be that. LOSE
(Raiders 5-9, 49ers 5-9)
RAIDERS at KANSAS CITY
49ERS at SEATTLE
This is the 200-yard Darren McFadden game weve all been waiting for. Merry Christmas. WIN.
And this will be the only road win by an NFC West team against another NFC West team. Happy Non-Sectarian Festival. WIN
(Raiders 6-9, 49ers 6-9)
49ERS at SAINT LOUIS
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND
Rams clinch division with this one, a proud 8-8 team with no discernible strengths past Sam Bradford. Ringing out the old. LOSE
Chargers long ago clinched division, but always get a kick out of putting a whipping on their Californii brethren. Ringing in the new. LOSE
(Raiders 6-10, 49ers 6-10)