We assume your feasts went as they always do, with you desperately trying to watch lopsided football games while pretending to care about your parents’ stories of how they met, or your uncle’s ass
Cardboard Doug Baldwin is my new idol. I want Cardboard Doug Baldwin win the Most Valuable Player award. I want Cardboard Doug Baldwin to be the new commissioner.
And now, the real secret-y truth about Pablo Sandoval, from Kurt Badenhausen of Forbes:
Your job Monday evening, if you choose to accept it, you cowardly wretch, is to root unabashedly for Baltimore to beat New Orleans.