Today, the NBA, and we start with Kirk Goldsberry’s impassioned plea in Grantland to change the playoff system to have the 16 best teams make the
I’m just here so I won’t get fired.
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THE PRO BOWL RATINGS HAVE DROPPED FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW! THERE IS A GOD, AND HE WORKS FOR US ALL!
The Tom Brady press conference about Ballghazi came and went, and you can all decide on your own whether he met the truth, skirted it or puked all over it.
Every day of the pre-Super Bowl fortnight provides another heaping bowl of “I’m losing the will to care.”
Do not, do NOT get worked up about what James Harden said about the Warriors in the Rockets’ pregame huddle the other night, unless you want to be the one who people sidle away from in bars.
To begin, Je Suis une dent de Tigre.
In other words, "I Am Tiger’s Tooth.”
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In case you 49ers fans need a pick-me-up from the scaremongering that is Lane Kiffin, consider this -– your team wasn’t going to beat Seattle, ever.