Hunter Pence’s missing scooter has not won America’s attention the way it should – no naked people joyriding the scooter, no Dodger fans decorating the scooter in blue ribbons, no pictures of the
Let us begin today’s reading with a question. Why hasn’t some enterprising young (old? Middle-aged? Formaldehyded?) person speculated on an All-Bay Area World Series yet?
It’s on like Dresden in Los Angeles, where the Sterling Family Singes have promised to firebomb the entire National Basketball Association to get their way.
Because of course they did.