Lowly Kings full of surprises

Lowly Kings full of surprises
November 14, 2012, 10:10 pm
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Carmichael Dave

You cant make this stuff up. No really, you cant. Eight games into the season for the Sacramento Kings, the fans have been treated to a comedy of errors, something straight out of Hollywood. Consider:Opening night, amidst all the off-season chatter about a new arena that has plagued this city for years now, and four (FOUR) banners come tumbling down from the scoreboard during the game. The fact that the banners not only werent championship banners, but were covering up a former sponsor (Thunder Valley Casino) was poetic in a tragic fashion. Blue-chip pick Thomas Robinson picks up the NBAs first two game suspension for elbowing Jonas Jerebko of the Detroit Pistons in the throat. The THROAT.
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You know Jonas Jerebko, the intimidating, gets-in-your-head agitator famous the world round? The second coming of Bill Laimbeer? Oh, maybe hes none of those things, but that didnt stop Robinson from dropping a Jon Bones Jones bow to his adams apple. Other than his stellar play at Kansas, Robinson was known for his incredible story coming into the draft. Suffering a litany of tragedies, and raising his young sister with the help of a community, starting his first NBA month with a suspension for a violent cheap shot was near the bottom of the Vegas odds sheet. But remember, were talking about the Sacramento Kings. Remember, you cant talk about crazy Kings happenings without DeMarcus Cousins getting involved. Cousins had spent the offseason staying in shape, and honing his skills vs the US Olympic squad. His demeanor seemed a little lighter (to match his body) coming into training camp, and he seemed to be finding his regular double-double groove after a tough start. Well, um. Yeah.Former Spur and current San Antonio TV announcer Sean Elliott took exception to Cousins talking a little trash to Tim Duncan during their matchup at Sleep Train Arena last Friday. So Elliott said what he thought was appropriate, that Cousins needed to grow up and shut his mouth.
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Cousins apparently checked his cellphone before he hopped in the shower and read something like this, perhaps:Yo. Elliott is dogging you on TV. You gonna take that?Of course hes not gonna take that. So Cousins, doing what any smart mature NBA player would do, went back onto the court. He passed a group of children taking pictures with the Kings PA announcer, and confronted Elliott. What exactly was said will more than likely remain a mystery. According to those who were within earshot, Cousins informed Elliott that he was not at all happy with his comments, and the rest gets a bit blurry. Kings fans were in an uproar that Cousins got the same punishment that his teammate Robinson got for damn near killing a guy, but conventional wisdom says DMC crossed a few lines. My money is on the conversation NOT going anything like this:Excuse me, Mr. Elliott? DeMarcus Cousins, good to meet you. I know you are a former All-Star and have a championship ring, but would you pretty please mind not calling me out on TV? It hurts my feelings.Yeah. Nope. Obviously there were things said that the NBA considers a no-no. And not the Crash Davis mustve called him a blankety-blank type of no-nos either. Bad stuff. In an NBA uniform. On an NBA floor. Would it have been hard for Cousins to talk with Elliott in the tunnel? Visiting players at Sleep Train Arena MUST walk past the Kings locker room entrance to get to the team bus, and Cousins conversation wouldve been seen only by team personnel and a smattering of media members. Even better, he could have taken him into any of several private rooms nearby. Nope, lets do this in front of everyone, because thats what a mature player does. No Thomas Robinson, and the Kings lost to the Spurs on Friday. No Robinson or Cousins, and the Kings lost to the Lakers in LA on Sunday. No DeMarcus Cousins, and the Kings got blown away by the Blazers at home Tuesday evening. One could make an argument that they wouldve lost all three regardless, but you could also bet smartly they may have picked one out of the three up. For a team projected to win 20-30 games this season, any win is a big win. Unfortunately, the suspensions all came after a two-game mini-win streak earlier in the week. Coach Keith Smart is doing the best he can, but his rotations are questionable at times. Quick to take a timeout in certain situations, he also will let opposing runs get way out of hand before he draws on his bench. 2-6 on the young season, and it actually seems worse. The Kings sales and marketing staff worked tirelessly in the offseason trying to secure both ticket sales and new sponsorships in a market that is tough to impossible at the kindest. Blue-chippers like Nokia and Wal-Mart came on board, not to mention selling naming rights (once again) to their arena. Attendance Tuesday night was reported at just over 10 thousand, which is about seven thousand short of capacity. And, as the old saying goes, it looked like about half of that 10 were dressed as empty seats. The city of Sacramento and its fans were hoping for a surprising start to the season. They got it, but as an even more popular saying goes- Be careful what you wish for.This wasnt the surprise anyone wanted to see. Images supplied by US Presswire and the Associated Press
Carmichael Dave hosts two radio shows on his podcasting channel, thecdnetworks.com.You can tweet him questions or comments @carmichaeldave.

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