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1 OREGON Finally up a service break. Up next, thre meat of schedule -- Stanford and Oregon State 2 KANSAS STATE The odd one out if Notre Dame can flex its BCS muscle. Up next -- at Baylor 3 NOTRE DAME Hard on the eyes, easy on the resume. Up next -- Wake Forest, a schdudle strength problem 4 OHIO STATE If Urban Meyer enjoys hunting in January, the animals will flee in terror. Up next -- at Wisconsin 5 ALABAMA Well, ain't that a kick in the head? Up next -- Western Carolina 6 TEXAS A&M Say it slowly, Deshazor Everett . . . Deshazor Everett . . . Deshazor Everett. Up next -- Sam Houston State 7 GEORGIA Well, they won their half of the bracket. Next up -- Georgia Southern. And yes, the SEC is taking the week off 8 FLORIDA Louisnana Lafayette is a good team. Just not that good. Up next -- Jacksonville State 9 FLORIDA STATE I remember when winning at Virginia Tech was a big deal. Up next -- at Maryland 10 SOUTH CAROLINA Arkansas, feh. Up next -- Wofford. And when the SEC takes the week off, it takes the week off. 11 CLEMSON Dabo Swinney still wants to drown Steve Spurrier in a puddle. Up next -- North Carolina State 12 LOUISIANA STATE Mississippi State got the good LSU. Up next -- Mississippi, an actual SEC team. 13 STANFORD This may be a rental because . . . Up next, at Oregon 14 LOUISVILLE Syracuse? Really? Syracuse? Yes, Syracuse. Up next -- wailing and gnashing of teeth 15 OKLAHOMA Baylor got to linger longer than it should have. Up next -- at West Virginia 16 OREGON STATE Oh, well, another year, another not-Rose Bowl. Up next -- California 17 KENT STATE The one MAC survivor. Up next -- at Bowling Green 18 TEXAS Darrell Royal approved of the trick Wishbone play to start Saturday's game. Up next -- a round of whist 19 RUTGERS Disrespected our fighting men. Up next -- at Cincinnati 20 NORTHERN ILLINOIS An excellent bye week, in that they stayed out of the news. Up next -- Toledo on Wednesday 21 UCLA Gave Washington State a bit too much respect. Up next -- USC, a team they never respect 22 LOUISIANA TECH Allowed 55 to Texas State, so Sonny Dykes isn't all that happy. Up next -- Utah State in a big one 23 NEBRASKA Okay, okay, I give up. They can come back and play. Up next -- Minnesota 24 TOLEDO David Letterman sang tearfully after the Rockets' failure. Up next -- at Northern Illinois 25 CINCINNATI Two losses, but one of them came to Toledo. Up next -- Rutgers