Fan silence motivates late-arriving Sharks


Fan silence motivates late-arriving Sharks

The San Jose Sharks found three ways to motivate themselves Thursday night after a rancid beginning, and between them they had just barely enough to win a game they really didnt merit.In beating the Pittsburgh Penguins, the team with the best record in the NHL through the 16th pole, the Sharks gave themselves every known disadvantage. A first night after a long road trip, a 17-minute pregame ceremony for Joe Thorntons 1006th NHL game, and three minutes of truly hideous goaltending from the still-gimpy Antti Niemi all conspired to put them down 2-0 to a team that does not blow 2-0 leads.But then come those motivators, the ones that pushed them from two-down to 4-3 shootout victors.RECAP: Clowe lifts Sharks to shootout win

One, a sharp between-periods lecture from their prickly schoolmarm, Todd McLellan, which resulted in three shuffled lines. You always know hes got the red neck when Torrey Mitchell is on with Thornton, and so he was for much of the last two periods.Two, Ryane Clowe, who scored both the second and game-winning goal in the extra-extra session, engaged Pittsburgh defenseman Deryk Engelland in a fight six seconds into the second period, ostensibly as retribution for a clean check on Thornton in the first, but mostly to slap some sense into his comatose teammates.And the third the dead, disapproving atmosphere in the building. Sharks fans do not boo much, though they tried it out a bit in the first period. What they do, is shut up.I think thats they way they boo, McLellan said. You could tell they were having none of what we were giving them tonight. No, they dont boo much here but I think they just withheld their energy tonight until they saw us give some to them.The Clowe fight, which he cheerfully admitted was entirely contrived, helped some, even though Engelland, a promising defenseman with some fistic skills, didnt want to leave the Pens two defensemen short after they lost Ben Lovejoy to an injury.He didnt want to, but I sort of kept at him, and then he obliged, Clowe said with a matter-of-factness that belies the sense of waste he must feel when he has to volunteer to provide team-wide adrenalin by hitting someone who hasnt really merited it.And the line changes? McLellan does that a lot, but he is likely to switch back to the regular complements for Saturdays game against Nashville. We have to give them a chance to fix it, he said drily.And as for Niemi, he will likely start as well, because whether his twice-surgeried knee will allow it or not, he has shown he is better with steady work than with regular rest. He does very little in practices because of the injury, but even allowing for that, he was underinvolved from the opening drop.The fans, though, are an interesting twist, because McLellan is the first to credit their level of discernment with a nuance and sophistication most fans dont deliver.Most fans boo. They curse. They throw beer. They get their moneys worth in dyspepsia when they cant get it in glee.But McLellan is right. We have been waiting for the fans to act like regular fans, when in fact they operate more as disapproving parents. They came, they didnt like what they saw, so they folded their 35,124 arms and decided, Well speak with you when were good and ready.It is, in some ways, a very Canadian response. There is nothing more quiet than a Canadian rink when things are going poorly for the home side, be it in Vancouver, Montreal, or the five points inbetween. They use their voices as currency, and withhold them when they have decided the players dont deserve them.And the Sharks did not deserve them for the first period and a fair chunk of the second. And yet, they have now won six of their last seven games, and stand fifth in the West, tiebreakers ahead of Phoenix, Nashville, Los Angeles and Colorado.McLellan plans a spirited practice Friday with plenty of rub-your-nose-in-it film study for the brutal start, but it wont all be punitive. The Preds are not an easy get, and the Sharks need improvement as well as lectures.But they cant wait for Clowe to pick a fight with Jordin Tootoo to get going, or McLellan to start alphabetizing his line combinations during the National Anthem. They need to begin their work faster if they want to avoid being shunned by their audience.Yes. Fan silence the new profanity.

A sports-related pie-fixing scandal? Hell never felt so fun


A sports-related pie-fixing scandal? Hell never felt so fun

I’m liking this 2017 so far. Then again, after 2016, nearly any year would be an improvement.

Just this last weekend we got a flat-earth scandal that turned into a mock-up about media self-importance and fake news (yay Kyrie Irving and his impish sense of satire!).

We got the overblown Russell-Hates-Kevin narrative, and the faux Russell-Secretly-Loves-Kevin counternarrative, all because we are stunningly attracted to meaningless and utterly contrived drama (yay our ability to B.S. ourselves!).

We got the NBA All-Star Game ripped for having no defense even though last year’s game was, if anything, worse (yay short attention span!).

We got the Boogie Cousins trade and the national revulsion of all the thought processes the Sacramento Kings put into this perpetually rolling disaster (yay making Boogie and Vivek Ranadive household names!).

And now we got the Great Sutton United Pie-Fixing Scandal. Yeah, pie-fixing. Hell never felt so fun.

So here’s the deal. Sutton United, a very small fry in English soccer, got to the fifth round of the FA Cup, a competition in which all the clubs in England are commingled and play each other until one team remains. The big clubs almost always win, so any time a small club goes deep, it’s a big deal.

Anyway, Sutton went deeper in the competition than nearly anyone in the last century, a charming development given that it is such a small club that it had a stadium caretaker, goalie coach and backup goalie all in one massive fellow, a 46-year-old guy named Wayne Shaw. Shaw became the globular embodiment of the entire Sutton Experience, a jolly lark for everyone involved and especially when he ate a pie on the bench in the final minutes of Sutton’s Cup-exiting loss to Arsenal.

And now he’s been eased into resigning his jobs with the club, because – and this is so very British – there were betting shops taking action on whether he would in fact eat a pie on the bench, and he either did or did not tip off his pals that he was going to chow down on television.

He did eat the pie. His pals collected on their bets. The sport’s governing body opened an investigation into market manipulation by gambling – which is hilarious given that no fewer than 10 gambling establishments have advertising deals with English soccer clubs. Shaw was invited to quit to kill the story, and he took the hint.

Hey, dreams die all the time. But it’s still pie-fixing. Let that rattle around your head for a minute. Pie-fixing. Not match-fixing. Not point-shaving. Pie-fixing.

Now how can you not love this year?

Sure, it sucks for Shaw, but it serves as a series of cautionary tales for athletes around the world.

* Gambling is everywhere, and every time you inch toward it, you dance on the third rail.

* If you want to help your friends, give them cash.

* This is a horribly delicious way to lose your gig.

* And finally, fun in the 21st century isn’t ever truly fun because someone in a suit and a snugly-placed stick is going to make sure you pay full retail for that fun.

But it is nice to know that something that has never happened before is now part of our year. Pie-fixing is a thing now, as silly in its way as Irving’s flat-earth narrative was. And as we steer away from normal games as being too run-of-the-mill-fuddy-duddy entertainment, we have replaced them with sideshows.

Or do you forget how many people complained Saturday and Sunday that the dunk contest wasn’t interesting enough? How stupid is that?

Lots. Lots of stupid. But against pie-tin-shaped planets and pies turned into betting coups, how can it possibly compare?

We chase a lot of idiotic narratives in our sporting lives. The great What Will The Patriots Do To Roger Goodell story died like the old dog it was. We still try to flog Warriors-Thunder as a rivalry in search of better TV ratings when all the obvious evidence is that it is no such thing unless you think a couple that broke up nine months ago is still a solid story. We have Bachelor fantasy leagues, for God’s sake.

This would leave most normal folks in despair, thus matching their everyday experiences, but yin meets yang, and every time it looks like we are all barrel-rolling into the sun, we get Irving, and then we get Wayne Shaw.

In short, 2017 is going to be fun of grand surprises for us all. I look forward to the day President Trump tries to fete the Patriots and only gets to Skype with Bob Kraft and the equipment guys who midwifed DeflateGate, and Mark Davis in Las Vegas, just to see if he can get a P.F. Chang’s into the Bellagio.

Why not? This is sport’s year-long tribute to sketch comedy, and evidently everyone is signing on enthusiastically to replace lessons of morality and honor and equality and dignity and sportsmanship with slackened jaws and belly laughs.

So yay sports! Or as it is clearly becoming, A Night At The Improv.

Patriots win one for the ages, but where does it rank?

Patriots win one for the ages, but where does it rank?

The price of watching Roger Goodell being booed back to the Bronze Age is a subtle but real one, and one that people will feel very dearly soon enough.

The last great cathartic Super Bowl is now done, with the New England Patriots winning the brilliant and decisive battle to be sports’ new evil empire. In doing so, it rendered Goodell a permanent and risible punch line in National Football League history, the mall cop who wanted the death penalty for littering, and in the words of the song “got what he wanted but he lost what he had.”

True, $40 million a year can make the dissolution of your public persona a reasonably decent tradeoff, but we lost the argument about who won his windmill tilt with the Patriots. It’s done, and he is now permanently and irrevocably a figure of ridicule.

But that’s not the only debating point America lost Sunday night, and while you wouldn’t think it given how much time we are willing to shouting at each other, quality arguments are not easily replaced.

We have almost surely lost the mindless debate about the best quarterback ever, because there is nothing anyone can bring up that the words “Tom Brady” cannot rebut except calling his own plays, and since that is no longer allowed in football, it is a silly asterisk to apply.

We have almost surely lost the equally silly shouter about the best coach ever. Bill Belichick is defiantly not fun, but he has built, improved and bronzed an organizational model that is slowly swallowing the rest of the sport. That and five trophies makes him the equal if not better of the short list of Paul Brown, George Halas, Vince Lombardi, Bill Walsh and Tom Landry.

Plus, Belichick locked up the most absurd response to a question in coaching history Monday when he said, “As great as today feels . . . we're five weeks behind the other teams for the 2017 season.” Even allowing for Gregg Popovich in-game interviews, the so-grim-he-could-make-a-robot-cry worship-the-process response has now become a cliché. If 2017 prep was so important, he should have skipped yesterday’s game, and he definitely should have chosen not to waste so much time on the trophy stand after the game when training camp drills needed to be scheduled.

Oh, and DeflateGate died. Dead. No zombie possibilities here.

We do have a meatheaded argument ahead of us about which championship in the last year is the best, which can be settled here.

1. Leicester City, because 5,000-1 is 5,000-1, and the whole world understands that. Plus, there was invaluable three-month buildup that engaged non-soccer fans.

2. Chicago Cubs, because 108 years is 108 years.

3. New England Patriots, because . . . well, I don’t have to explain it unless you have no useful memory span. “Down 25 In The Third Quarter” is the new “Down 3-1.”

4. Cleveland Cavaliers, because they slayed the first unbeatable Warrior team by coming from 3-1 down, and even as a silver medalist, it will always be an internet meme, which is what passes for memorable in our decrepit culture.

5. (tie) Villanova basketball and Clemson football in a tie, because they were essentially the same great game.

7. The Pittsburgh Penguins, because the Stanley Cup Final was devoid of drama or high moments, and only 14:53 of overtime. Feh.

But everything else is settled, and this Super Bowl will not be topped for a long time. Our current cycle of absurd championships is almost surely going to end soon, because “Down 3-1” has happened twice in eight months (three times, if you count Warriors over Thunder), and the bar has now been placed well beyond reasonable clearing.

Indeed, the only thing left is for a championship team to spontaneously combust on the award stand. But if they do so and ignite Roger Goodell along the way, that would be an ending America would cheerfully endorse.

But that also isn’t an argument any more, and yes, that includes Gary Bettman.