Ray Ratto

Ratto's AP Top 25 Poll (1113)

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Ratto's AP Top 25 Poll (1113)

Every week, Senior Insider Ray Ratto votes in the Associated Press College Football Poll. Here is this week's stab at perfection.

RANK TEAM LAST WEEK THIS WEEK COMMENT 1 LSU BEAT WESTERN KENTUCKY, 42-9 At Mississippi Getting Ole Miss at a good time -- game day 2 OKLAHOMA STATE WON AT TEXAS TECH, 66-6 At Iowa State The universe has ordered itself properly at last 3 ALABAMA WON AT MISSISSIPPI STATE, 24-7 GEORGIA SOUTHERN This is not so easy, as you will discover in 22 more places 4 OREGON WON AT STANFORD, 53-30 SOUTHERN CALIF0RNIA An educational experience for all, we think 5 ARKANSAS BEAT TENNESSEE, 49-7 MISSISSIPPI STATE LSU is next, and ahh, what a monkey wrench that could be 6 OKLAHOMA Enjoyed the carnage above them At Baylor Oklahoma State next week, and ahh, what a monkey wrench that could be 7 STANFORD Lost to Oregon, 53-30 CALIFORNIA The Not Really A Very Big Game At All 8 BOISE STATE Lost to Texas Christian, 36-35 At San Diego State Killed all their own debate points by having no kicker 9 HOUSTON WON AT TULANE, 73-17 SOUTHERN METHODIST Looks like Case Keener's last 10-score game 10 CLEMSON BEAT WAKE FOREST, 31-28 At North Carolina State Tough slog against a decent but not intimidating Wake team 11 VIRGINIA TECH WON AT GEORGIA TECH, 37-26 NORTH CAROLINA Don't they always do this -- lose early, win late? 12 NEBRASKA WON AT PENN STATE, 17-14 At Michigan Weird, they play Penn State, then THEY go to the Big House 13 SOUTH CAROLINA BEAT FLORIDA, 17-12 THE CITADEL Facing the Unknown Fifth Service Academy 14 SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BEAT WASHINGTON, 40-17 At Oregon This is the game Stanford-Oregon was supposed to be 15 MICHIGAN STATE WON AT IOWA, 37-21 INDIANA A gimme before Northwestern's pop quiz 16 KANSAS STATE BEAT TEXAS A&M, 53-30, 4 OT At Texas Should be able able to polish off The Network in regulation 17 WISCONSIN WON AT MINNESOTA, 42-13 At Illinois Get the Nittanies on a quieter week 18 TEXAS CHRISTIAN WON AT BOISE STATE, 36-35 COLORADO STATE Two points to Baylor, overtime to SMU, or they are this year's Boise 19 GEORGIA BEAT AUBURN, 45-7 KENTUCKY I think Mark Richt can come out of the bunker now 20 SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI BEAT CENTRAL FLORIDA, 30-29 At Alabama Birmingham Here comes a bad bad beating 21 MICHIGAN WON AT ILLINOIS, 31-14 NEBRASKA An interesting game, but not one you're likely to watch 22 PENN STATE Lost to Nebraska, 17-14 At Ohio State This is the second game of the rest of their lives 23 BAYLOR WON AT KANSAS, 31-30, OT OKLAHOMA This may be a brief stay 24 WEST VIRGINIA WON AT CINCINNATI, 24-21 Enjoying the first snow as it buries the garage Will struggle against Bye, but will ultimately prevail 25 GEORGIA SOUTHERN WON AT WOFFORD, 31-10 At Alabama Sorry, I cannot type another mediocre FBS team. I simply cannot

If eclipse ends life on Earth, it's bad news for fans of one Bay Area team

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If eclipse ends life on Earth, it's bad news for fans of one Bay Area team

If the lunatic fringe of the lunatic fringe is right and the total eclipse of the sun is actually a harbinger of the end of life on earth . . .

- It’s good news for the Giants, who have been eliminated from the National League West race for less than 24 hours, or that they will not have to watch the Los Angeles Dodgers put their feet up on baseball for the first time in 28 years.

Besides, there won’t be any more years, so time becomes meaningless.

- It’s good news for the 49ers, who won’t have to endure a harsh week of practice from freshly irked head coach Kyle Shanahan, who finally saw exactly why the job came open for him in the first place.

- It’s good news for Raiders’ fans, who won’t see their team move to Las Vegas, and because they won't be soul-crushed if they can't beat the Patriots -- who will also die en masse despite Bill Belichick's entreaties to ignore the noise of seven billion terrorized shrieks.

- It’s bad news for A’s fans, who will never learn in what location their fabulous new franchise-saving stadium will not be built.

- It’s good news for the Warriors, who can say in their death throes that they were the last NBA champions ever, and that the Lakers will never get LeBron James.

- It’s good news for the Lakers because they cannot be found guilty of tampering with Paul George. It’s also good news for Jimmy Kimmel because he can’t lose a draft choice (some faceless F-list actor as a guest) as a result.

- It’s good news for the Kings, because they’ll never have to have the difficult meeting about Zach Randolph.

- It’s good news for the Chargers, because they won’t have to answer any more questions about why only 21,000 people were announced as the crowd for their second practice game, or to confront the very real possibility that they could become the NFL’s Washington Generals.

- It’s good news for the Jets, Mets, Nets and Knicks because the end of the planet is the only just solution for them all.

- It’s good news for Cal because it can stick its middle finger to the sky and say, “Here’s your $400 million debt. Try to collect it while we’re all dying.”

- It’s good news for Kevin Durant because he doesn’t have to slalom through the Internet trolls any more.

- It’s bad news for Roger Goodell, because he sure left a boatload of money on the table as he was hurtled into space like the rest of us.

- It’s bad news for Nick Saban because he will have never seen it coming. On the other hand, it’s good news for the people who cover Alabama football because they’ve endured their last journalism lecture from Prof. Nick on why they do their jobs so poorly.

- It’s bad luck for Jim Harbaugh because he will feel like a complete nitwit as he learns just what “an enthusiasm unknown to mankind” really means – the end of mankind.

- It’s bad news for all the sixth graders in America who are being offered scholarships that they will never be used by college coaches they will never meet. Of course, that would have been true even  if the world doesn’t end.

- It’s bad news for the hackers who have been spoiling Game Of Thrones because this is Game Of Thrones, only the dragon is the sun incinerating us all.

- It’s bad news for Kyrie Irving, because he will have died a Cleveland Cavalier.

- It’s good news for America, for the obvious reason that the planet will expire before our current political class can murder it.

- And finally, it’s good news for dignity, because the Mayweather-McGregor “thing” will never happen, and that alone means that even as we are torn asunder, we will know that the deity loves us all because both McGrogor and Mayweather are being torn asunder too.

Of course, if you’re reading this Tuesday, you’ll know the world didn’t end, and we’re just as screwed as we ever were. Oh well. Try to find your happy place, and drink like there’s no Wednesday.

Phrase that Matt Joyce left out of his apology is key to talking the talk

Phrase that Matt Joyce left out of his apology is key to talking the talk

Matt Joyce said the word, he did the apology, he’ll do the time, and then we’ll see if he’ll get the forgiveness he asks.
 
Joyce’s two-game suspension by Major League Baseball for using a gay slur at a fan during Friday’s Athletics-Angels game in Anaheim is well within industry norms (though it might have been more tactically impressive if the club itself had issued the suspension), and his apology did not deflect blame or contain the always-insincere caveat “if I offended anyone.” He did offend people and he knew it, so he didn’t couch it in the phraseology of “I don’t think what I said was improper, but I’ll do the perp walk just to get this over with.”
 
He even offered to do work with PFLAG, the support group that supports the LGBTQ community, thereby putting his time (which is more meaningful than money) where his mouth was.
 
In other words, he seems to have taken his transgression properly to heart, which is all you can really hope for, and now we’ll see if he is granted the absolution he seeks.
 
You see, we’re a funny old country in that we talk forgiveness all the time but grant it only sparingly, and only after a full mental vetting of important things like “Do we like this guy?” and “Is he playing for my favorite team?” and “Do I feel like letting him up at all?”
 
In other words, forgiveness is very conditional indeed.
 
Joyce said what he said, but his apology seemed to be given freely and unreservedly rather than crafted to meet a minimal standard of corporate knee-taking/arse-covering. If he follows through on his offer to do face-to-face work with PFLAG or an associated group and absorbs the lesson of not using other people as a weapon for his own frustration, then he ought to be acknowledged for doing so. That’s what forgiveness is.
 
But if the principle you adhere to is “once guilty, forever doomed,” then you’ve succeeded at giving in to the mode of the day, which is jumping to a conclusion and never jumping back because it’s just easier and more convenient to do so.
 
It’s up to him. But it’s also up to you.