… doors that take travelers to the line of taxis. Sunny San Diego? Try soaked San Diego. Rain? Now it was the voice of John McEnroe , circa Wimbledon vs. Bjorn Borg, in my head. You can NOT be serious!! And then William Forrester returned, only …

… language, and perhaps the universe, began here and that any violation of the above was simply beyond reproach. When John McEnroe played in his first Wimbledon a chair umpire in one of his matches kept referring to him as Mr. Mc-KEN-roe. After …

… the count correct. "This is one of the few times where I feel bad for the umpire," well-known official-berater John McEnroe joked on BBC's TV coverage. It might not necessarily have been the most scintillating tennis, given that so many …