We assume your feasts went as they always do, with you desperately trying to watch lopsided football games while pretending to care about your parents’ stories of how they met, or your uncle’s ass
Your job Monday evening, if you choose to accept it, you cowardly wretch, is to root unabashedly for Baltimore to beat New Orleans.
Ahmad Brooks gets points for being petulant at the right time.
Do you know how much people who pay attention to baseball don’t know how to figure this postseason?
Of course you don’t, so we’ll tell you.