England, the losers in the Revolutionary War (or the War Of Western Aggression, if you still live in Europe), has spoken out on its favorite NFL teams.
And now, a holiday edition of Jump To Conclusions Theatre, with those masters of discipline the San Francisco 49ers.
The National Football League just got religion on domestic violence.
Well, they got Reform Episcopalianism, anyway.
Player and fan polls are the best kind of information because they represent the illusion of reporting without ever actually achieving it.