Hi, I’m Bruce Bochy, and whoever left me behind at Dodger Stadium Friday night is about to find out that (a) there are no more at-bats, or (b) there is now a 235-pitch limit.
Hello, I’m Chambers Bay Golf Course, and deal with it.
The lowest ticket for Game 1 Thursday is $658, and the best seats have an asking price upwards of $50,000.
Bad news: We only have one more day of nonsense before there is an actual game in the NBA Finals, and it apparently is Chapter 19 of “Why Are They Letting Mark Jackson Analyze Warrior Games?”
You are Warrior’d out by now, we know this. Even the off-brand Warrior story – Chris Gatling on the fraud and identity theft train – is actually old stuff.