The Miserablist

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For the record, listening to football players complain about officiating will mean something to me when officials can say, “That idiot couldn’t block someone on Twitter.”

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It seems oddly fitting that in this season of near-galactic discontent in the National Football League, there should be only three unbeaten teams and three undeniably awful teams.

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I’m not one to condemn a team before its time is up, but the Oakland Elephantines look pretty condemnatory to me.

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Because this is the new National Football League, and you had damned well better get used to it, Jonathan Dwyer.

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With the new NFL plan of diverting the wolves toward the miscreant players, it is worthwhile to note that Commissioner Roger Goodell has not been seen since choking on his own tongue from the remo

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