Off the top, Baltimore’s Manny Machado has lousy aim – I mean, how do you aim a bat-put at the pit
Nick Saban’s new contract as emperor of college football ($6.9M for each of the next eight years, or until he returns to his home planet) is considered a massive reward for his massive deeds, but
It’s always a good day for lawyers swimming around rich folks, which is one of the reasons extraterrestrials have stopped coming around –- the intergalactic disgust.
Hunter Pence’s scooter has been found. This life-affirming development proves to us all that . . .