The Miserablist

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Tom Brady . . . er, uhh, Roger Goodell . . . oh, the hell with it. Go kill, gut, fry and eat each other. Just do it in hi-def.

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Troy Tulowitzki is now a Toronto Blue Jay, which means three things.

One, the Blue Jays offense will go from No. 1 to No. 1.

Two, the Blue Jays pitching will not change at all.

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Johnny Cueto is now a Kansas City Royal, meaning the Giants don’t get him but neither do the Dodgers.

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Samer Kalaf of Deadspin noted, as WCCO’s Pat Kessler did, that the New Horizons probe to investigate Pluto which cost $720 million is still $

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Luke Walton’s job as the Warriors’ summer league coach is safe for another day, after the Golden States beat Sacramento.

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