Tom Brady . . . er, uhh, Roger Goodell . . . oh, the hell with it. Go kill, gut, fry and eat each other. Just do it in hi-def.
Troy Tulowitzki is now a Toronto Blue Jay, which means three things.
One, the Blue Jays offense will go from No. 1 to No. 1.
Two, the Blue Jays pitching will not change at all.
Johnny Cueto is now a Kansas City Royal, meaning the Giants don’t get him but neither do the Dodgers.
Samer Kalaf of Deadspin noted, as WCCO’s Pat Kessler did, that the New Horizons probe to investigate Pluto which cost $720 million is still $
Luke Walton’s job as the Warriors’ summer league coach is safe for another day, after the Golden States beat Sacramento.