The Miserablist

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Off the top, Baltimore’s Manny Machado has lousy aim – I mean, how do you aim a bat-put at the pit

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Nick Saban’s new contract as emperor of college football ($6.9M for each of the next eight years, or until he returns to his home planet) is considered a massive reward for his massive deeds, but

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It’s always a good day for lawyers swimming around rich folks, which is one of the reasons extraterrestrials have stopped coming around –- the intergalactic disgust.

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Hunter Pence’s scooter has been found. This life-affirming development proves to us all that . . .

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The World Cup is nearing, so let’s get right to baseball, where Jeff Wilpon, the son of Mets owner Fred Wilpon, apparently overruled his general manager, Sandy Alderson, to fire hitting coach Dave

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