The Miserablist

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So the University of Alabama Birmingham has fired its athletic director and closed its football program.

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We assume your feasts went as they always do, with you desperately trying to watch lopsided football games while pretending to care about your parents’ stories of how they met, or your uncle’s ass

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Cardboard Doug Baldwin is my new idol. I want Cardboard Doug Baldwin win the Most Valuable Player award. I want Cardboard Doug Baldwin to be the new commissioner.

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And now, the real secret-y truth about Pablo Sandoval, from Kurt Badenhausen of Forbes:

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