The Miserablist

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Faculty, parents, guardians, people who paid tuition and students who have so much debt that they will be pruning hedges in the quad for the next four generations to try and get back to zero: You

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The Warriors are not a basketball team, but a rolling test to find the next weirdknuckle talking point among the cognoscentii, non-cognoscentii and just plain posers that goes nowhere but kills ti

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The NBA Lottery went off without a hitch except for the top three players to be chosen, who were doubtless horrified to learn that their choices will likely be either Cleveland, Milwaukee or Phila

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It’s on like Dresden in Los Angeles, where the Sterling Family Singes have promised to firebomb the entire National Basketball Association to get their way.

Because of course they did.

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Attention Tinfoil Hats: We bring you a fresh and utterly absurd conspiracy theory to explain Indiana’s Game 1 win over Miami: The NBA is fixing the games in the East so that people will forget tha

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