The Miserablist

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Hunter Pence’s missing scooter has not won America’s attention the way it should – no naked people joyriding the scooter, no Dodger fans decorating the scooter in blue ribbons, no pictures of the

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Let us begin today’s reading with a question. Why hasn’t some enterprising young (old? Middle-aged? Formaldehyded?) person speculated on an All-Bay Area World Series yet?

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Faculty, parents, guardians, people who paid tuition and students who have so much debt that they will be pruning hedges in the quad for the next four generations to try and get back to zero: You

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The Warriors are not a basketball team, but a rolling test to find the next weirdknuckle talking point among the cognoscentii, non-cognoscentii and just plain posers that goes nowhere but kills ti

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The NBA Lottery went off without a hitch except for the top three players to be chosen, who were doubtless horrified to learn that their choices will likely be either Cleveland, Milwaukee or Phila

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