MIAMI – Matt Cain doesn’t turn green and his clothes don’t rip off his body or anything like that.
(It’s Andres Torres, actually, who has been known to spontaneously pop a button.)
MIAMI – The Beard. Smoke on the Water. Shooter. The Moon Man.
Throw in Tim Worrell, who really needed a nickname, didn't he?
MIAMI – Everyone wants weight loss tips. Pablo Sandoval has one for you.
But it only works if you have a brother with a culinary school degree.