He didn’t actually use those words, but I kinda wish he did because I have a lot of fun with the “robot umps now” thing on Twitter.
Kyle Lohse has been scratched from his next scheduled start with what the Brewers are calling elbow irritation.
For the second time this week the Twins have called up a player they signed out of an independent league.
Well, Bryce Harper and/or whoever is in charge of defensive positioning in the late innings of last night’s Nats loss to the Giants.
Jacoby Ellsbury is hitting just .242 with a .307 on-base percentage, but Red Sox manager John Farrell has stuck with him in the leadoff spot.