Ray Ratto

21h

THE PRO BOWL RATINGS HAVE DROPPED FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW! THERE IS A GOD, AND HE WORKS FOR US ALL!

22h

Hell’s Super Bowl has now ratcheted itself to DefCon 2, and it’s all because of those damned anemic footballs.

1d

So it’s official.

2d

Ballghazi is eight days old and looks it may go on forever, but maybe you don’t have the kind of time to devote to the descent of this story into the new Scopes Trial.

3d

Klay Thompson is the latest, and surely greatest, example of how the Golden State Warriors are being repaid all at once for the decades and seasons and coaches and players who knew nothing but mis

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