Stanford faces future with roses at their feet

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Stanford faces future with roses at their feet

David Shaw will wake up Saturday morning. He will see roses in vases scattered about his kitchen. He will stroll through his house the conquering hero, awash in adulation and safe from the mundane cares of family life.

David Shaw will think how best to position himself and the snack table for the Big 10 championship game Saturday evening.

What I will do is put up the Christmas tree, he said with a wry smile.

He knows his Christmas will be spent in a hotel in Southern California preparing for either Nebraska or Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl, so pre-holiday chores are not his to avoid. Not every day is a parade, and Saturday belongs to Kori Shaw and the kids. The Christmas tree? Hell be lucky if he isnt on the roof stringing lights, too.

He loses his Saturday because his Friday Stanfords Friday was so rewarding. In beating UCLA, 27-24, in the Pacific 12 Conference championship, the Cardinal cleared the electrified wire they could not in 2010 or 2011. They lost to Oregon twice, perceived both times to be the inferior team, so they were intent on not being the inferior team thrice.

And though UCLA came close (the Bruins got ginormous games from running back Johnathan Franklin and quarterback Brett Hundley, which they hadnt a week ago, and they even held a touchdown lead with 11 minutes to play), the Cardinal dealt swift, sure blows to make yet another close game their own.

They won the way they won the other 10 times the way an anaconda eats. Slowly, methodically, but comprehensively. They never dominated the Bruins as they had the week before, but they controlled them when it mattered so they could strike when it really mattered.

I had told them this morning that they had played every kind of game this year, Shaw said in the dark of the landing area outside his team's locker room. We won big, we won small, we won ahead late, we won behind late. I told them there wasnt anything we hadnt seen, and anything we hadnt done. So nothing was going to surprise us.

So, down 24-17, they commenced to eat. First, on a grinders march of 63 yards in which quarterback Kevin Hogan converted three third downs, including a third-and-15 from the UCLA 26 by finding Drew Terrell open and carefree on a fade in the right corner of the end zone.

We ran four verticals and Zach (Ertz) on a shallow route, Shaw said, and when the play started I was saying to myself, Hit the shallow, hit the shallow, hit the shallow. And then I saw the safety (Andrew Abbott) go with Zach and I started to open my mouth to say, Hit the fade, but Kevin already saw it.

The score, with 11:21 left, allowed Stanford to play a slightly less aggressive defensive posture. He could play for a winning field goal, which required less in the way of field position, and Jordan Williamsons foot would not have to be challenged as UCLAs Kaimi Fairbairns would at games end.

If he hadnt gotten Drew, we were going to kick the field goal there, so it really was the safe play, Shaw explained with that gentle professors tone he is mastering.

But the defense was sufficiently inspired to shut down the Bruins for the night. They were buried deep with the ensuing kickoff and holding penalty, and Stanford got the field position it needed for Williamsons 36-yarder with 6:49.

With UCLAs next life, it got three quick first downs then stopped dead again. And one exchange later, the Bruins got to the Stanford 34 before stalling. Fairbairns 52-yard attempt from inside the left hash fell maybe two yards short.

The Bruins were close enough to believe, but as Shaw said, the Cardinal had been here before. They played an unspectacular but methodical game, never letting the Bruins get enough ahead to think it had Stanford cornered, and Stanford with room to maneuver is Stanford standing on your sternum while you writhe and think of the good old days when you could breathe.

So now, Rose Bowl invitees for the first time in 13 years, beyond the one hurdle that had hooked their laces the previous two seasons, the Cardinal face a future this school has not known since 1972. A future with roses in their teeth, and perhaps if they show what they have done so many times this year, at their feet.

And David Shaw? Hell be the one on the step ladder trying to make the angel that sits at the top of the tree not lean over like a drunken pinecone. Hey, youve got your day of well-earned rest, and hes got his.

Ray Ratto is a columnist for CSNBayArea.com

Internet immediately goes to DefCon1 on Chip Kelly-to-Cal

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Internet immediately goes to DefCon1 on Chip Kelly-to-Cal

In what can be considered your standard bolt out of the blue, California head football coach Sonny Dykes has reportedly been fired.

In what can be considered your standard spur-of-the-Internet-moment-connect-the-dots inspiration, the Internet went immediately to DefCon1 on Chip Kelly-to-Cal rumors.

The logic, of course, is impeccable. Dykes never really snapped the Cal program around, taking a bad program and making it, well, mediocre, and he has spent much of the past two years aggressively seeking out other jobs, so one can assume there was at least some trouble in paradise, even if you want to make the case that Cal football and paradise are somehow connected.

And Kelly just got canned by the 49ers as part of Jed York’s latest I-will-not-be-made-to-look-ridiculous twitch, so he could sign a properly modest contract at Berkeley and still get his full $6 million with the offset from the three years left on his Jed deal.

So it makes perfect sense . . . which is why it should be judged with considerable skepticism.

For one, Kelly can almost surely do better in the college job diaspora. Cal is a big name with modest ambitions due in part to constant budget constraints, and there are better jobs out there even if he sits for a year.

For two, Cal and Kelly are an odd fit, given the persistent tensions between academia and athletica at Berkeley.

For three, the job comes with massive roadblocks, including Stanford, USC, Washington and (potentially) a resuscitation of the Oregon he left behind. Success will not come easy, if it does at all.

For four, Cal just finished four years of gimmick offense and overburdened defense, and Kelly would provide a more successful version of the same.

And for five, this is too easy, too simple, too convenient. Something about this scenario must be wrong somewhere. When people hit the Internet with photoshopped Kelly-in-Cal-costumes within minutes of the Dykes announcement, you know this is too obvious to actually come to fruition.

Why? Because we don’t live that well, that’s why.

The beauty of a triumphant Kelly at Cal glowering down at the charred ruin in Santa Clara seems more appealing than it actually is, because try as they might, Cal fans will never be backing the more popular horse here, and Kelly won’t win that battle unless he takes Cal to the Rose Bowl while the 49ers are still grappling over draft positions.

In that way, reality sucks. The idea that Jed York could be mocked in collegial absentia by his two biggest coaching hires is delicious but almost surely illusory.

But until we get more on why Dykes got canned 43 days after the team’s last game – recruiting, academic issues, legal issues, photocopier problems from him sending his resume out so often – all we have is the Chip Kelly rumor-ette to keep us intrigued.

Okay, to keep us amused.

Okay, to keep us from falling over in a coma. Cal should matter more than it does, but it’s been 13 years since the Holiday Bowl zenith of the Jeff Tedford Era, and 25 since Bruce Snyder took the Ursines to the Citrus Bowl. The evidence since 1990 is of a team with bigger dreams than means that is slightly below .500 (160-164). Sonny Dykes leaving means one more coach who didn’t make an impact unless his departure leads to either reassessment of the program’s standards, internal or external sanctions . . .

. . . or what the hell, Chip Kelly. Let’s face it – in these dismal days for wacked-out rumormongering, this is pretty intoxicating stuff.

Warriors are most geographically vague team in history of American sports

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Warriors are most geographically vague team in history of American sports

The Philadelphia/San Francisco/Golden State Warriors have always had a casual attitude about their home court, even by the once-flexible standards of the National Basketball Association.

Thus, it should be only slightly amusing but not actually surprising that Warriors chief arenologist Rick Welts is now waffling a bit (courtesy Comrade Poole) on whether the team will change its name to San Francisco Warriors when it moves across the pond in 2019-20, or retain its current geographic association with Narnia.

I mean Golden State. I often confuse utterly fictional locales – when I can be bothered to give a toss either way.

But the Warriors, whether they play in Oakland, San Francisco, Pier 30, Pier 32, Westeros, Hobbiton, the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, Curryvania, the Klingon Empire, the Death Star or Planet Nine, are relocating, and once they break the seal on the earth in 12 days, Welts and his fellow elves will almost surely play the team’s future name as a mildly tedious cliffhanger.

Hey, fun is where you find it.

The matter of the team’s relocation will be a sore subject among lifelong East Bay residents, who have put up with the Warriors for 45 years in various stages of development, including the current “We Almost Never Lose” stage. They regard the Warriors’ transplantation to San Francisco to be an unspeakable crime given the high level of fan allegiance afforded them in Oakland.

And yes, they regard Oakland and San Francisco as very real places, as opposed to Golden State, Freedonia, Vulgaria or the Nexus of All Realities.

It is not yet fully known what San Franciscans think of this development, but that’s the nature of the gamble here. They may embrace the Warriors as the new toy in town and then lose interest, and frankly, neither Welts nor anyone else knows the answer to that.

Either way, their die is cast, and Joe Lacob and Peter Guber are now future former Oakland fixtures. Yes, they are quite fond of the exciting new real estate values and their exciting new unobstructed view of the bay, but it has long been assumed that the move would also entail changing the name back to “San Francisco” for the snob appeal.

Now Welts, who has overseen both arena projects (including the one at Piers 30 and 32 which ended up with the piers beating the Warriors in a rout), tells Comrade Poole that the San Francisco Warriors might not end up as the San Francisco Warriors after all.

“Four years ago, I think the conventional wisdom in our building here in Oakland was that yes, we should attach a city name to the team, then it becomes a more global franchise,” Welts marketing-gobbledy-gooked. “There was a lot of head-scratching four years ago about where the Golden State Warriors even played, in other parts of the world. What’s happened with the team over the course of the ensuing years, until today, has made the Warriors if not the preeminent, at least among the three best-known NBA franchises around the world. And everybody who didn’t know where the Golden State Warriors were four years ago, if you’re a fan today, anywhere in the world, you know where the Golden State Warriors are.”

In Oakland.

Now, the mic drop.

“The team’s success has caused us to really rethink whether or not that’s something we should or want to do,” he added. “I guess it’s fair to say there’s been no final decision made. But if you were a betting man, I think you would probably want to wager that the name might remain the same.”

Of course. Why not stay fictional when specificity might move fewer hoodies?

Then again, this is a team that in its 70 years has played home games in Philadelphia (the Arena, the Civic Center, Lincoln High School and Convention Hall), Hershey and Bethlehem PA, Atlantic City, Trenton, Collingswood and Camden NJ, and Saratoga Springs NY . . .

(a moment’s rest here to catch our breaths)

. . . and then after moving west in 1962, the Cow Palace, San Francisco Civic Auditorium and USF’s Memorial Gym, the Oakland Auditorium, San Jose Civic Auditorium, San Jose Arena, Richmond Auditorium, then Sacramento, Bakersfield, Fresno, San Diego, Eugene, Seattle, Phoenix and Salt Lake City.

In fact, and you can swindle the gullible at your neighborhood tavern with this one, the Warriors’ first game in San Francisco occurred almost three years before the team left Philadelphia. The Warriors played the visitors to the Minneapolis Lakers, who moved to Los Angeles a year later and had already played a regular season game at the Cow Palace earlier in the year, so this game, January 31, 1960, could have been considered a civic scouting trip for both teams as they sought new homes.

In other words, the Warriors are almost surely the most geographically vague team in the history of North American sports. Moreover, they are about to become the first team in sports history to go home for the third time under three different city names – Philadelphia, San Francisco and Krypton, or whatever the hell they want to call themselves this time.