If you feel like a No. 1 seed, lie down and take some aspirin. It will pass.
Unless it doesn’t.
Garry Shandling and Johan Cruyff means you’re not getting a solid A-game effort from me today . . . and to be fair, it’s only 70 percent of the reason. The other 30? I’m a sloth.
While the 49ers continue to do mostly nothing this offseason, the Raiders are in action up to their eyelids.
Jerry Jones is an American classic – in the same way that climate change deniers are classics.
Craig Sager, the TNT sideline star, has a second rematch with the leukemia he has already beaten twice, and whoever books these bouts is a lousy matchmaker.