Luis Suarez and his hyperactive incisors have brilliantly stolen the World Cup away from the World Cup, in a way that excellent matches and incandescent moments have not.
If I am either Matt Vogel or Michael Fulton, I am on the phone to Luis Suarez’ agent now begging for an appearance for him to speak to my teams as a fundraiser.
And now, the Kevin Love trade is dead. I hope you’re all very proud of yourselves, because it’s your fault for wishing too hard and too irrationally.
Sunday's 2-2 with the largely inert Portuguese was the perfect result for the U.S.